Why I Hate College Students
Oh my god two guys just ran directly under my window screaming. Yes they RAN, they were running one said “AHHHH WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!” and the other was just yelling loudly.
I broke out in a cold sweat, I thought someone was going to get stabbed in the alley or something.
I literally picked up my phone to call 911 and then they stopped right next to my window laughing like “dude huhuhuhuh.”
This is my least favorite thing about people my age (and younger too, and well probably older too but idk); they fucking scream when there is no emergency. I mean, I’m not saying they can’t have fun outside at night.
But way too often I hear the frightened scream of a young girl in the distance, yells of “Stop that! Don’t touch me!” …followed by giggling. And then I realize that it’s some big group of kids flirting or walking around or I don’t know what.
Like, if a real emergency happens and I hear it, I want to pay attention and know that it’s an emergency and find help. I don’t wanna just say “Ahhhh it’s probably just some friends havin’ a good time at 11 pm on a Tuesday in an unlit alleyway!”