“Damn Water Bottle” by Laura Cato
“Water, water everywhere”
As the poet sings.
Water, water everywhere -
It’s covered all my things.
My planner’s dous’d,
My trackpad’s ruin’d,
Twelfth Night is soakรจd too.
That DVD was hardly saved.
This purchase I do rue!
Who would have thought
This “spill proof” ‘bak
Would yet let fluids leak?
But opened I my bag this morn
And thought it were a creek.
I plann’d to eat a salad now
And mourn my fateful loss.
Yet, praise! It seems my trackpad works!
I’m feeling pretty boss.
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lot because she is good at stuff and things?
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