January 2011
20 posts
“Laura, just because I didn’t laugh at your joke doesn’t mean I...”
– Tom Leahy, unknowingly describing my life in a nutshell.
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brainwavez asked: hope dem shits mean you like it! did you delete your facebak?
“You probably don’t know this, Dorie, but I have a blind woman at my heels....”
– My dream-friend, discussing the blind woman with a ridiculously long cane chasing us
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Some Firsts For 2011
First Google Search: Are hand dryers sanitary
First Definition Looked Up: Extispicy
First Meal: Waffles
First Curse Word: Fuck
First Song Stuck In Head: “Mambo Italiano”
First List Made: This One
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“Your hobbies are gig suckers.”
– My mom