Doing the Astro

Girl, 21, occasionally does the astro.
 
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poopinthespeedforce:

this remains the least funniest thing anyone has ever posted on the internet and I want to repost it here so we can reflect on how low humanity can go
it is so unfunny that every time I look at it it actually steals future laughs from things I will later find funny

poopinthespeedforce:

this remains the least funniest thing anyone has ever posted on the internet and I want to repost it here so we can reflect on how low humanity can go

it is so unfunny that every time I look at it it actually steals future laughs from things I will later find funny

(via sexpigeon)

merkkultra:

do men have resting bitch faces as well or do they not have negative characteristics ascribed to them for putting on a neutral rather than a deliriously happy facial expression

(Source: theanunnakiconnection, via marinashutup)

alphachumbucket:

jk here’s the real one (the REAL one). technically 4 selfies + 2 candid off-the-cuff snapshotz #tooreal

My boyfriend is very too cute.

sexpigeon:

Choose from three nightmarish gleams, choose how you will terrify.

_________ COUNTY FAIR, 2004 OR A FOURTEEN-YEAR-OLD BOY CLASSIFIES WOMANKIND

While fair dust hangs suspended around you

And thoughts of sweat make some sluts start to blush,

Vanilla’s touch still lingers on her skin;

Her slinking curls and ends frizz, unabashed

It’s just one sticky second’s metal lurch

For smooth annihilation of that lust.

(So fuck those cunts that find tongues first

And hunt through pockets and flicker from hurt.)

Just look at this slut with her bare knees’ dirt!

From heat-drenched orange peels crushed beneath your soles,

She may derive a sweetness—most sluts do—

Which makes those twine straps unfurl faster still.

A forage; conquests won forge fiercer praise.

No mother-crone, just maid your hands will slay.